By the glowing light of a cathode ray tube

What does one do when one finds oneself sleeping next to a significant other who is sick and cannot help snoring like a bear? Keep in mind you love this woman, she can't give you what she's got (because it's mono and you've had it before) and you are so used to sleeping the same bed that it's worse when she's not there (despite the silence). To this situation I say, go forth with a laptop on your belly, surf the Web, blog a bit and watch trashy VH1. Goodnight moon.