WiFi booster, Circa 1910?

I am writing to you, ladies and gents, from my apartment under very interesting circumstances. I am currently sitting in my (dry) claw-foot bathtub surfing the net and writing an entry. You see, when I said I had no Internet in my apartment I had not taken into account the free (albeit slow) WiFi signals that might have been seeping into my bathroom. Despite a very thorough search with my laptop, using a lovely free program called iStumber, I neglected to check in my shower. Moreover, I had not fully contemplated the amplification power of one porcelain-coated antique bathing implement. That changed yesterday when 'net withdrawal sent me searching yet again. The bathtub is comfortably large and on a hot evening like tonight the milky-white surface is pleasingly cool to the touch. I highly recommend this. Photos are sure to come, the image is priceless.