John Kerry, Livejournal Fan?

Okay, no, he's not on livejournal but Kerry does have a blog but unforunately it reads like a foreign policy academic journal. This is not what the people want John! Let me show you, for example your blog should read like this:

4/12/2004 KetchupLuvr

Went into Washington today, I had lunch with Teddy at some beat-up old bar he loves. Whatever. We were ordering lunch and Teddy was talking about doing some avant-garde perfomance art or something on the steps of the capital when in walks Dick-mother-fucking-Cheney. Teddy turnned green (he's pissed since Patrick told him that the Cheneyster stole the white-board off of his senate office door) and I almost spit my water all over him.

Ok I love Kerry, or pretty much anyone who can beat Bush, but the guys should lighten up. He's gonna kick GW's butt anyways since Iraq has gone down the tubes. Ok i have real work to do.